she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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