He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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