the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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