I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Someone came in the potted fern
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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