who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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