I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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