i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Randomize