I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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