Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Of course I have a pirate flag
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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