i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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