he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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