So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
wow bdsm is so cute
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
