I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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