She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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