I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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