Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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