I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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