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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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