How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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