Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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