high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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