Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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