She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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