What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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