I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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