Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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