Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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