I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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