I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
