you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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