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I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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