remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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