Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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