smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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