Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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