who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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