wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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