i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
two words: eviction party
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
