Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
well you can't waste a boner
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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