Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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