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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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