Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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