I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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