summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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