Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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