You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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