covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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