The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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