i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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