No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
