hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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